Monday 20 September 2010
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exciting opportunity for me
From Jack Anderson
to thejosh.t@gmail.com
date 17 September 2010 22:55
subject Mr Joshua Thillagaratnam, Best part-time job ever!
Dear Mr Joshua Thillagaratnam,
My name is Jack Anderson and I represent Mercury Group LTD. We found and evaluated your CV and decided that your skills meet our basic requirements for a Payment Processing Agent position.
This is not a job that you see being offered every day, but is available and your name came up as a qualified candidate.
Our company helps people to secure their deals online by processing their payment through our reliable Agents and Managers. This process requires attention to detail and a teamwork orientation; that's why you would be trained during 30 days of the training period.
A personal supervisor guides your training. At the end of the training the personal supervisor makes the final decision whether or not to extend a permanent offer of employment. Your training is critical to your success!
There is no start-up or any other fees. The company covers all the fees related to the hiring process.
Your salary during the training period is GBP 1,500 per month plus 8% commission from each transaction. Total income, with the current volume of clients, will be about GBP 2,500 per month. After the training period base salary will be GBP 1,800 per month plus 8% commission.
Please Note: The Gmail address is being used to avoid from getting spam on our main e-mail address.
If your CV is not up to date, please include your phone number, name and address in your reply.
Jack Anderson
___________________________________________
From thejosh.t@gmail.com
to Jack Anderson
Dear Mr. Anderson,
First of all. Holy shit. Second of all, holy fuck. I cannot believe my fucking luck. I don't even remember sending you my cv but god damn it here we are in this exciting and dynamnic situation in which you are offering me a job in the Payment Processing Agent industry. I called my parents straight away and they are so proud of me they flew over to where I live and are currently looking over my shoulder as I just fucking crank out this email. Just slamming it out like that.
This is definitely not a job that I see being offered every day! I have spent my entire fucking life studying the delicate art of payment processing agent industry. When I was just a toddler I was doing that because it is something that I am genuinely passionate about. I do it for fun! On the weekend I'm all like oh hey guys what are you up to sorry I am busy I have payment processing agent industry I can't hang out with you because this is what I love. I am so glad that my name came up during your conversation or meeting with other people in your office which I do not for a second doubt exists as a physical thing that you can see and touch and conduct meetings within.
Boy are you in luck because I SPECIALISE in deals online by processing their payment through our reliable Agents and Mangers, attention to detail, teamwork orientation and [VARIABLE_4]. I am also both young and dynamic simaltaneously with the ability to detect potential syngeries in client facing projects moving forward thank you.
Now. On to the awkward discussion regarding my financial worth to you. I'm not going to lie because I never ever do that is something that bad people do exclusively. This salary that you are offering me is bananas. B A N A N A N A S. I am just fucking all over that shit like it's a woman. Do you know what I am fucking expressing to you with words? Shit. Sorry I am getting well excited my mum keeps tapping me on the shoulder and saying just wrap it up and ask when contracts are to be signed and I am all like “stop it mum don't be silly”. My dad has left the room now he is watching some show where people pretend to care about cooking or some stupid thing.
Please get back to me asap about how we are to proceed with this moving forward thank you.
Joshua Thillagaratnam
to thejosh.t@gmail.com
date 17 September 2010 22:55
subject Mr Joshua Thillagaratnam, Best part-time job ever!
My name is Jack Anderson and I represent Mercury Group LTD. We found and evaluated your CV and decided that your skills meet our basic requirements for a Payment Processing Agent position.
This is not a job that you see being offered every day, but is available and your name came up as a qualified candidate.
Our company helps people to secure their deals online by processing their payment through our reliable Agents and Managers. This process requires attention to detail and a teamwork orientation; that's why you would be trained during 30 days of the training period.
A personal supervisor guides your training. At the end of the training the personal supervisor makes the final decision whether or not to extend a permanent offer of employment. Your training is critical to your success!
There is no start-up or any other fees. The company covers all the fees related to the hiring process.
Your salary during the training period is GBP 1,500 per month plus 8% commission from each transaction. Total income, with the current volume of clients, will be about GBP 2,500 per month. After the training period base salary will be GBP 1,800 per month plus 8% commission.
Please Note: The Gmail address is being used to avoid from getting spam on our main e-mail address.
If your CV is not up to date, please include your phone number, name and address in your reply.
Jack Anderson
___________________________________________
to Jack Anderson
Dear Mr. Anderson,
First of all. Holy shit. Second of all, holy fuck. I cannot believe my fucking luck. I don't even remember sending you my cv but god damn it here we are in this exciting and dynamnic situation in which you are offering me a job in the Payment Processing Agent industry. I called my parents straight away and they are so proud of me they flew over to where I live and are currently looking over my shoulder as I just fucking crank out this email. Just slamming it out like that.
This is definitely not a job that I see being offered every day! I have spent my entire fucking life studying the delicate art of payment processing agent industry. When I was just a toddler I was doing that because it is something that I am genuinely passionate about. I do it for fun! On the weekend I'm all like oh hey guys what are you up to sorry I am busy I have payment processing agent industry I can't hang out with you because this is what I love. I am so glad that my name came up during your conversation or meeting with other people in your office which I do not for a second doubt exists as a physical thing that you can see and touch and conduct meetings within.
Boy are you in luck because I SPECIALISE in deals online by processing their payment through our reliable Agents and Mangers, attention to detail, teamwork orientation and [VARIABLE_4]. I am also both young and dynamic simaltaneously with the ability to detect potential syngeries in client facing projects moving forward thank you.
Now. On to the awkward discussion regarding my financial worth to you. I'm not going to lie because I never ever do that is something that bad people do exclusively. This salary that you are offering me is bananas. B A N A N A N A S. I am just fucking all over that shit like it's a woman. Do you know what I am fucking expressing to you with words? Shit. Sorry I am getting well excited my mum keeps tapping me on the shoulder and saying just wrap it up and ask when contracts are to be signed and I am all like “stop it mum don't be silly”. My dad has left the room now he is watching some show where people pretend to care about cooking or some stupid thing.
Please get back to me asap about how we are to proceed with this moving forward thank you.
Joshua Thillagaratnam
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