Uncle Nelson's loss (life) is potentially my gain (money)

from Khairun Nizam
reply-to admin@co-khairulnizam.com
to Josh T
subject Attn: Joshua Thillagaratnam
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Khairun Nizam & Co.
Contact:
Barrister Khairun Nizam Bin Ali & Co.
Advocates and Solicitors Malaysia
Email: admin@co-khairulnizam.com

Office
No. 16 Taman Sri Nading,
Jalan Mutiara4/3 Hulu Langat,
52000 Cheras Selangor, Malaysia.

Dear Joshua Thillagaratnam,

I am Barrister Khairun Nizam, an Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine by name Late Mr. Nelson Thillagaratnam, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 12h July, 2007.

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my Late client before it is confiscated or declared un-serviceable by the Bank where this deposit valued at eighteen million and Forty Two thousand United State dollars is lodged, [$US18.042m]. This Bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name with my late client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via email this transaction will be treated private with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward for your quick reply at <>admin@co-khairulnizam.com

Best Regards,
Barr. Khairun Nizam,
[Principal Attorney.]

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from Josh T
to admin@co-khairulnizam.com
subject Re: Attn: Joshua Thillagaratnam

Dear Khairun,

It is with mixed emotions that I respond to your e-mail. On one hand there is much sadness in learning that Uncle (is this correct?) Nelson Thillagaratnam has died. On the other, I am so fortunate that I have been told of his demise so that I can begin the healing process, and the fact that this stranger happens to be a lawyer is simply serendipitous. My sincere thanks to you Khairun Nizam, who I will henceforth refer to as Nizza, K-Dog and occasionally 'The K Man'.

Forty Two thousand United State dollars. K Man. My friend. This excites me greatly. You know what I'm saying? The excitement rocks from my quiverring loins violently through my aching stomach, up my eager chest and finally out of my willing mouth onto this e-mail machine. I am just so excited about this money and I am very eager to move this process along as soon as possible. The bank is going to confiscate Big Nelson T's money if not collected you say? Nizza, please. We cannot allow this to occur. This is not what my Uncle would have wanted I imagine.

We must set this straight. I am ready and willing to do whatever needs to be done and from your e-mail header I have a good feeling that you are an excellent attorney with a degree and everything. My wife has her reservations but I look angrily at her and I say "why does he have an address and his own domain then?". But no matter, she is not the boss of me and certainly not qualified to deal with sums of money larger than $20.00, which is what I give her when I ask her to buy me cheese and cigarettes from the store down the road that I like very much indeed. So fear not, this money is as good as ours. And if all goes well as you say, perhaps I will take some of the money from my portion and spend it on a holiday for you and me where we can have fun and become friends - I will gladly pay for this holiday as my personal thanks to you K-Dog because you are a good person I have no reason to believe otherwise.

I wait patiently by this computer for your reply.

Regards,
Joshua Thillagaratnam